Today's quotes [6.20.11]
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"The best thing about Altzheimers is getting to hide your
own Easter eggs."
Teenaged girls use make-up to feel older sooner.
Their mothers use make-up to feel younger longer.
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing
neckties? How intelligent is it to start the
day by tying a little noose around your neck?"
- Linda Ellerbee
"... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a
paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..."
-- Unknown, via Bruce Alcorn
The wise never marry, and when they marry, they become otherwise.
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