Today's quotes [6.2.11]
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"I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do, I do
believe in spooks"
-- the Cowardly Lion
"Happy Birthday Usenet Oracle!
The Usenet Oracle celebrated it's 6th birthday Sunday, 8 October 1995.
That's about ... let's see ... 1,320 in Internet years."
-- Steve Kinzler, rec.humor.oracle
Life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know.
- Morticia, The Addams Family
"Yes means no and no means yes. Delete all your files? [y/n]"
-- Paul Tomblin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
"A billion years ago, human life
appearred on earth. A billion minutes
ago Christianity emerged. A billion
Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning."
1996 Coca-Cola annual report
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