Today's quotes [6.19.11]
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Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can
usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and
I never let schooling interfere with my education
Main cause of death for hummingbirds: Crashing ass-first into trees.
"A watched rock boils no moss."
-- firstname.lastname@example.org's signature, alt.discordia
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