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Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can 
usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.



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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and
   suffering.


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I never let schooling interfere with my education

                                              --Mark Twain

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Main cause of death for hummingbirds:  Crashing ass-first into trees.

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"A watched rock boils no moss."
                        -- brien@asan.com's signature, alt.discordia


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