Today's quotes [6.18.11]
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German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone
using a sick bag on a 747.
- - - Willy Rushton
"Well, I made up for it big time the next night at another concert. Jill
Sobule (of "I Kissed a Girl" fame) actually thanked me for being the maniac
I am, people continue to be frightened of me, and I also triggered a "why-
can't-you-be-in-shape-like-him" from a woman to her boyfriend. I may not
have made a spectacle of myself at the Swans concert, but at least I
destroyed a relationship.:-) ... Wait a minute. That's not funny. I'm
-- Lt. Wilkes, discussing his form of "dancing"
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying
and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness
to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenominally
unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries,
dating, and religion."
- Scott Adams
"I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking.
He called me a quitter." -- Steven Pearl
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