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"10 ways to stop users mistaking you for a normal person (4): When booting a
 workstation, shout out all console output 1/2 a second before it appears.
 Do this with your eyes closed and fists clenched."

-- Steve Mitchell in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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"We exist in a world where the fear of illusion is real
 And we cling to the past to deny and confuse the ideal
 Once inside, we conceive and believe in a god we can't feel"
                        -- The Tea Party, "Temptation"


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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep!

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ON PUBLISHING OR PERISHING
   I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone
   has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
        -- English Professor, Ohio University


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"I'll moider da bum. " 
    - Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he
      thought of William Shakespeare 

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