Today's quotes [6.16.11]
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I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No
brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the
-- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do
nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
"Programming is like sex: One mistake and you support it a lifetime."
-- Paul S. Sears
"Whip me! Beat me! Make me light and fluffy!"
-- Ben Salmon
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