Today's quotes [6.15.11]
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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery
"As you requested, here is a schedule of all future unplanned network outages.
I took the initiative to include a schedule of all future sick days, volcanic
eruptions, earthquakes and hurricanes."
During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes
was not putting on your armor because you were "just going
down to the corner."
"I wouldn't touch ActiveX with a 10-foot polecat. I might, however, let one
loose on the developers."
* DGMage wonders if he'll be able to pull off what he wants once he gets all
his music equipment..... Hardcore darkwave Industrial.... SHOEGAZER. ;)
Hardcore Shoegazer. :)
DGMage: You don't need any equipment. Get a mic, a stun-gun, and a
DGMage: The cat is important.
-- excerpts from #gothic
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