Today's quotes [6.14.11]
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
-- George Bernard Shaw
(speaking of his family's habit of laughing over his father's drunken
"Which is better, Freebsd, or Linux?"
"FreeBSD because it has a cooler md5:
fd861d80cc9153edc2d68a3d67980385 is much better than
-- Daniel Swan, Marc Slemko, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use
- - - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)
My wife knows how to make my long stories short --
"One word sums up probably the responsibility
of any vice president, and that one word is 'to
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, December 6, 1989
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