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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of --
but do it in private, and wash your hands afterwards.

     - Lazarus Long 

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Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
       which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant


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Don't think of it as being outnumbered, think of it as a wide
       target selection.


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Q: Why is Life so strange?

A: Because if we knew what was going on, we wouldn't put up with it.

     - Dr. Nell Hartley 

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"Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless"
                        -- Gary "Wolf" Barnes, in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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