Today's quotes [6.11.11]
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'A women's work is never done by men'
"The population rises exponentially, the number of clues rises geometrically,
and the number of clueful rises arithmetically. This is why the world has
-- Alistair J. R. Young in alt.sysadmin.recovery
The first thing I do after opening a bar of Ivory soap is to
scrape off the .0056 part that's impure.
I mean, who wants to wash themselves with that crap?
"I remember the last thing my grandfather said to me... in fact the last
thing he ever said... he said 'Paul, give me back my pills'..."
-- Paul McDermott, DAAS "Dead and Alive"
According to a new survey 60% of adults say they're aware of someone
who's gone to work under the influence of drugs.
Apparently the other 40% have never heard of the Dallas Cowboys.
- Conan O'Brien
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