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ON MATERIAL SCIENCE
Character density: The number of very weird people in the office.
* Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!!!)
"I've been working under operation code named duck and cover for so long now
I can neither confirm nor deny whether I can recall if I'm allowed to
confirm nor deny my own existance. Now does that make any sense to you?"
-- Bob the Psychopath, DAAS Kapital
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. "
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"While the Big "M" folks in Redmond maintain the products are vastly
different, critics allege Workstation can be switched into the Server
version with a few easy tweaks. An official Microsoft marketer suggests
that's like arguing the only difference between men and women is a Y
chromosome. We think it's more akin to discovering your date is in drag."
-- Unknown, on the differences between Microsoft NT
Workstation 4.0 and Server 4.0
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