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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even
bigger man to laugh at that man. 

     - Jack Handey, Saturday Night Live 

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"They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy;
foreigners always spell better than they pronounce."

                                           -- Mark Twain

2. 




If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like
       enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!


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"It's tupperware. Of course it exists. We only wish it didn't."
                        -- Kez Bartsch


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"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, 
and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. " 
    - A. J. Liebling (1904-1963) 

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