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If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:

Anna Nicole Smith.


Sent by Marisa

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What's the Arkansas state motto?

If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family.


Sent by Mike

2. 




What do you call rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hare line.........

3. 




What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Sent by Shawn


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Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on 
the beach facing downwards on his stomach & the wife was 
patting him on his butt. He happened to ask her what she 
was doing, she said "I`m playing the Tabla" He turned around 
& told her "Alright now you can start playing the flute".


Sent by Sowmya

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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