Today's jokes [6.29.11]
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If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:
Anna Nicole Smith.
Sent by Marisa
What's the Arkansas state motto?
If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family.
Sent by Mike
What do you call rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hare line.........
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
Sent by Shawn
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on
the beach facing downwards on his stomach & the wife was
patting him on his butt. He happened to ask her what she
was doing, she said "I`m playing the Tabla" He turned around
& told her "Alright now you can start playing the flute".
Sent by Sowmya
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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