Today's jokes [6.27.11]
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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new
son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the
family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you,
I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to
do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."
The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand the
"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well then you'll work in the
office and take charge of some of the operations."
"I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being
stuck behind a desk all day."
"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you a
half-owner of a profitable corporation, but you don't like
factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with
"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out!!!"
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
brightly colored machine tools.
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
A backdoor pedofile!
Why did the grape cross the road?
To get away from the grapefruit.
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.
It's called Genitalia.
Sent by maria
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