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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

1. 




Why don't Jewish mothers drink?

Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

2. 




When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",
and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

3. 




If you take an Oriental person and spin him
around several times, does he become disoriented?

4. 




An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day 
of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, 
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did 
it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that 
you just served?"

The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bulls 
testicles from the bull fight this morning.  A delicacy!"

The American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell, I'm on 
vacation! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per 
day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early 
tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"

The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and then that 
evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.  
After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called 
to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much 
smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor. Sometimes the 
bull wins."

5. 



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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

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