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What's black and white and comes in little cans?

Michael Jackson

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?

The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out

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Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"? 

Two 5 year olds.

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What do you call an  intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A rumor 


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He said - Since I first laid eyes on  you, I've wanted to make love 
to you really badly.

She said - Well, you  succeeded. 


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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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