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Go into Wendy's around 9:00 p.m. Nobody in the store. I
ordered a Frosty. The guy at the counter pushed the little
button on his register and leaned into the microphone and said
"Frosty". He then proceeded to turn around and draw the drink
HIMSELF! I asked why he used the mike, and his response
was, "That's the way I was trained to do it. If I don't, I get
Brian received a phone call:
"HI, I'm phoning on behalf of the ????? Children's Workshop
where we can help you with special offers, ....etc"
I interrupted her and informed her that I didn't have any
"Do you have any grandchildren???", she then asked.
My wife used to have the habit of disbelieving something with
the phrase "my ass!" She would say "Four hundred dollars,
my ass!" or "30 minutes late, my ass!" One day a friend of
mine and I were having a conversation, which she was listening
to, and I said something like "...so it would be easy to
penetrate.." She chimed in... "Penetrate my ass!" My friend
and I laughed so long and hard we forgot what we were even
talking about! Needless to say, she doesn't say "my ass!" any
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