Today's quotes [5.9.11]
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A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
"I've found crashing jets into skyscrapers is a good
way to catch supervillains. But since this is real
life and not a comic book, maybe it's not such a hot
idea after all."
- David James
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you
must eat it with naked fat people.
"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
- Sue Murphy
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