Today's quotes [5.8.11]
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I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
* Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two
under the man's eyes.
"Descended from the apes?
Let us hope that it is not true.
But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known."
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America,
and the only regret I have was that I didn't
study Latin harder in school so I could
converse with those people."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
"Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted"
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