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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

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"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."

    - Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why
      the New York Times newspaper refused
      to carry advertising for his new movie. 

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"Evertything that I truley love is either immoral, illegal, or 
fattening"

Sent by Moses

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If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops. 

- Kelvin Throop 

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"Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose
you were a member of Congress...But I repeat myself."

                               - Mark Twain

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