Today's quotes [5.6.11]
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-- a real newgroup
"If you tape a piece of buttered bread to
the back of a cat butter side up and drop
the cat, which will hit the ground, the
cats fet or the buttered side of the
bread?...Neither the assembly will reach
a elevation of one foot from the ground
and start to spin uncontrollably,
Beer is good food.
- John Goodman
* If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the
fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
"I'm leaving in a couple hours for Knoxville, Tennessee. I'm going to
visit some family over Christmas. This is where my grandmother lives.
She has dementia, and is firmly convinced that a trio of hoodlums have
tunneled through the ground to her house and are now residing in her
"HEY! There's actually FOUR of us! And we're not hoodlums, we're thugs.
Tell her to get it straight."
-- email@example.com, Lt. Wilkes
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