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"Happy is the one who eats not the yellow snow."

                          on a Bazuka Bubble Gum Wrapper


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"A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his
 morning meal.
 'I would like to give you this personality test', said the outsider,
 'because I want you to be happy.'
 Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster,
 saying: 'I wish the toaster to be happy, too.'"
                        -- AI Koans, from the Jargon File,
                                http://www.ccil.org/jargon/


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All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I
       should have been more specific. -- Jane Wagner


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"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed
   as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as
   quickly promoted as a male schlemiel."
   --- Bella Abzug


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A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist.


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