Today's quotes [5.4.11]
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"...This newest vitamin is made from chicken soup. It makes men cocky and
women lay better..."
And so we plough along, the fly said to the ox.
I was a less than serious student in college. If I had it to do over again,
I would be far more serious. I did play a lot of golf. But I don't think that's
any reflection on my ability to lead this nation.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
* Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Government doesn't work.
- Harry Browne
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