Today's quotes [5.31.11]
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Beakman: We have learned that mosquitoes are twice as attracted
to the color blue as to other colors.
Lester: That's why Smurfs are always walking around scratching
-- "Beakman's World"
"... they're the words you would think I would say if there was a me for
-- They Might Be Giants, "Ana Ng"
"7.20 Could a person, given enough strength, bludgeon someone to death with a
"Been there, done that"
-- Dave Fischer, alt.discordia
"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line
up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.
What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"
- Warren Hutcherson
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that
but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
-- Mariah Carey
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