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Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we dislike.

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   (written above a urinal)
   Why are you looking up here?
   Are you ashamed of it?


  

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"You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster."

     - Lewis Carroll 

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The United States has just recently signed an agreement
with Russia forbidding all nuclear weapons belonging to China. 

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"Most people have read The Hobbit, picked up Lord of the Rings and have gone
 'Ugggh... if I have to read one more three-page description of a tree...'"
                        -- Unknown, via Bruce


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