Today's quotes [5.3.11]
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
"I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks the use of an angelic (or seemingly angelic
character), whose likes have been written about for, oh, about 4,000 years,
is ripping off Star Trek, has his head so thoroughly up his ass as to have
blipped into an entirely new intestinally-based reality and desperately needs
to get a wider frame of reference."
-- J. Michael Straczynski
ON RELIGIOUS PRACTICES
Photons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic!
"Yep, [My 21st is] only 3 years away, but I'm not going to have a party."
"Because I'm going to be dead by then."
-- Kathleen, Braden Smith, Kathleen
"Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere."
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