Today's quotes [5.29.11]
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He who says there is no such thing as an honest man, you may be sure is himself a knave.
Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food. My
argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous. Besides, I
haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time.
A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife
feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
Violence punctuated by committee meetings.
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