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He who says there is no such thing as an honest man, you may be sure is himself a knave. 

                                                        --Bishop Berkeley

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Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food.  My
argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous.  Besides, I
haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time.


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A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife 
feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory

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Violence punctuated by committee meetings.
        
                                        --George Will

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