Today's quotes [5.27.11]
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Definition of Stress: The confusion created when one's mind
overrides the body's desire to beat or choke the living shit out
of some asshole who desperately needs it.
"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
-- Peter Murkin (sp?)
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
"What a joy, what a thrill, when I get behind the wheel,
And we set out to make our next road kill.
The shiver of excitement as the body leaves the head...
But if I can't find a dog or cat... a kid will do instead..."
-- J. Stott and others
"... mutant brain-eating cyborgs are bad for business..."
-- "Battle Angel" (an Anime movie I saw)
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