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* Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.


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You know you're getting old when you can't tell
the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm. 

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* Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather
       straps. -- Emo Phillips


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"I guess you could say that Linux is an international treasure."
"Wow, just like Shirley Temple!  I wonder how the penguin would look
 in pink taffeta."

-- Rex Ballard, Jordan K. Hubbard in
comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc among others


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Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.


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