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"Any American who is prepared to run for President
should automatically, by definition, be disqualified
from every doing so." 

Gore Vidal.

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"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
 ...
 my typing is whit
 shit"
                        -- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)


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ON MODERNISM
   Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two.
   One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
   brightly colored machine tools.


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"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." 

              - Gloria Steinem

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"... industry giant Microsoft Corporation... a company that has become
 successful without resorting to software testing..."
                        -- Unknown, rec.humor.funny


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