Today's quotes [5.24.11]
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"Any American who is prepared to run for President
should automatically, by definition, be disqualified
from every doing so."
"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
my typing is whit
-- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two.
One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
brightly colored machine tools.
"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry."
- Gloria Steinem
"... industry giant Microsoft Corporation... a company that has become
successful without resorting to software testing..."
-- Unknown, rec.humor.funny
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