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"So let me get this straight:
There are no photos of anyone doing anything at the party because the people
that were the subjects of the photos weren't doing anything worth
photographing. Furthermore these people weren't even there because they'd
never be involved in such things and even if they were there they'd be too
busy drinking water to be involved in the things that didn't happen because
they weren't there in the first place. And Garth didn't take these photos
that didn't get taken. Does this mean that Garth spent the entire evening
on his own in a room with a camera?
Now I'm really lost.
PS: Did he have a glass of water too?"
"I am an expert of electricity.
My father occupied the chair of applied electricity
at the state prison."
"... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a
paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..."
-- Unknown, via Bruce Alcorn
Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.
-- Chicago Rotary Club journal, "Gyrator"
I love him whose soul is so overfull that he forgetteth himself, and
all things are in him...
-Friedrich Nietzsche, "Thus Spoke Zarathustra"
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