Today's quotes [5.22.11]
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"Interestingly, most Unix utilities have a command line option which
will cause the system to rip the user's legs off and beat them to death
with the soggy ends. This is often the default behaviour."
-- Bruce Murphy
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
"I say Carmina and you say Burana,
I say Catulli and you say Carmina,
Let's call the whole thing Orff..."
-- Unknown, via Adrian Corston
Confucious say: "Man who runs in front
of car will soon get tired."
"Man who run in back of car gets exhausted."
"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting
for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
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