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"`Rock' is the music of slaves. Of adolescents pursuing the illusion of
freedom and protest while the steel chains of technology bind them ever
tighter."

                                           --Edward Abbey



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"Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind."

William Shakespeare 

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The Universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind
- a pretty uncomfortable thought,
particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.

     Woody Allen in Getting Even 

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The 100% American is 99% idiot.
                               
     - - - George Bernard Shaw

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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
   word you say, talk in your sleep.


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