Today's quotes [5.21.11]
Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.
Also, links to quote categories and "Send to Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your quote reading.
"`Rock' is the music of slaves. Of adolescents pursuing the illusion of
freedom and protest while the steel chains of technology bind them ever
"Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind."
The Universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind
- a pretty uncomfortable thought,
particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.
Woody Allen in Getting Even
The 100% American is 99% idiot.
- - - George Bernard Shaw
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.
By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.
Today's JokesToday's StoriesToday's PoemsToday's Funny Pic
S M T W Th F St
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30 31