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"What do most people do on a date?"
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies,  and that usually gets
 them interested enough to go for a second date."
                        -- Response by Mike, Age 10


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I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair
   under my arms instead.
         Sue Kolinsky


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"Is that a near-death experience?"
"No that's a nipple..."
                        -- Damien Day, Sarah Brown


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I told my girlfriend last night how much I loved her,
and she said that I must have been out drinking again.
I asked her why she would say that, and she said,
"Because I'm your father." 

    - Dave George 

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ON NUMBERS
   Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3---not even for very large values of
   2.


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