Today's quotes [5.2.11]
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"What do most people do on a date?"
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date."
-- Response by Mike, Age 10
I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair
under my arms instead.
"Is that a near-death experience?"
"No that's a nipple..."
-- Damien Day, Sarah Brown
I told my girlfriend last night how much I loved her,
and she said that I must have been out drinking again.
I asked her why she would say that, and she said,
"Because I'm your father."
- Dave George
Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3---not even for very large values of
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