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Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without
the necessities.

Frank Lloyd Wright

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Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.


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"...
 I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
 I know you'll be a sun in someone else's sky,
 But why can't it be mine?"
                        -- Pearl Jam, "Black"
                                (Ok, so it's sickening. Sue me.)


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Never moon a werewolf. 

     - Mike Binder 

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Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long
   enough to get money from it
         Stephen Leacock


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