Today's quotes [5.19.11]
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Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without
Frank Lloyd Wright
Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be a sun in someone else's sky,
But why can't it be mine?"
-- Pearl Jam, "Black"
(Ok, so it's sickening. Sue me.)
Never moon a werewolf.
- Mike Binder
Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long
enough to get money from it
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