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"Still not getting any."
                        -- Drew Hamilton, in an article titled
                           "July 17 Update" in alt.sex.drew-hamilton


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"As God once said, and I think rightly..." 

Margaret Thatcher.

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Get rid of aunts:  Zap does the job in 24 hours.

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- When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by
   reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"


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"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo." 

    - Jim Harrison 

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