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LOVE -- irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.

- Mark Twain

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"I don't have the lungs to cope with sustained plot loss..."
                        -- Garth Kidd


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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the
temptation of denying himself a pleasure. 

     --Ambrose Bierce 

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the last person to laugh is slow and partially retarded

Sent by Ryan

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Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly
alike.

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