Today's quotes [5.16.11]
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"If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of
lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the
loss of sleep."
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill.
Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it!
When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the lustre of
a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven,
and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist.
Akhenaton (c. B.C. 1375)
Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
(1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
(2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
(3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws.
Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
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