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Modern parents believe toilet training should be an easy and
casual affair.  Just let the child s*%# all over everything.  This
prepares him or her for a brilliant career as a talk show host.

                                                        --P.J. O'Rouke

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Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning.

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"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than
       others." -- George Orwell, Animal Farm


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Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

                 (Anamaniacs) 

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If there's one thing I hate, it's a proctologist with poor depth perception.

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