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"Seal Greasing Station"
"Strut Rod Grinding"
                        -- Signs we saw in the Monroe shock absorber factory


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About a third of my cases are suffering from no clinically  
defineable neurosis, but from the senselessness and         
emptiness of their lives. This can be described as the      
general neurosis of our time.                               

                                                Carl G. Jung
                              Modern Man in Search of a Soul

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"The big difference between sex for money and
sex for free is that sex for money costs less." 

Brendan Francis.

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I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are
   vastly underpolluted.
   -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining
   whywe should export toxic wastes to Third World countries


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"The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives." 

    - Albert Einstein 

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