Today's quotes [5.13.11]
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Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
Yeah, she's beautiful, but you can't find her IQ with a flashlight.
--- from "The Greatest American Hero"
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
"From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however,
makes a life." -- Arthur Ashe
Don't worry, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year.
-- God, ``Homer the Heretic''
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