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"After The Wizard Of Oz I was typecast as a lion,
and there aren't all that many parts for lions." 

Bert Lahr.

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"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." 

     - Dave Edison 

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* "Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit the Frog


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"Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter"

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* Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago: "Of
       all the radio stations in Chicago...we're one of them."


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