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Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. 

    - Ruth Gordon

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"It's amazing what can get up there. People have got foot-long zucchinis
 stuck up there."
"Well that's why you use barbeque tongs..."
                        -- Andrew Rutherford, Karen


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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 

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DeVries's Dilemma:
   If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want
   hits the paper.


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"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." 

     - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks 

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