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"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is
       shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." -- Mark
       Twain (1835-1910)


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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
   give the wrong answers.
   -- A Bit of Fry and Laurie


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Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding
   you.
   -- Old Farmer's Almanac


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Anyalyzing humour is like dissecting a frog: nobody enjoys it, and
       the frog usually dies as a result.


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The man who procrastinates struggles with ruin.

                                                           Hesiod (B.C. 800?)

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