Today's quotes [5.10.11]
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"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is
shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." -- Mark
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
give the wrong answers.
-- A Bit of Fry and Laurie
Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding
-- Old Farmer's Almanac
Anyalyzing humour is like dissecting a frog: nobody enjoys it, and
the frog usually dies as a result.
The man who procrastinates struggles with ruin.
Hesiod (B.C. 800?)
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