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Green's law of debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're
talking about.

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"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
   - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach


2. 




"Take your work seriously but never take yourself
seriously; and do not take what happens either to
yourself or your work seriously." 

    - Booth Tarkington 

3. 




   In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:
   It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. It
   only takes Burger King 10 minutes.


  

4. 




"... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky...
 fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky..."
                        -- Debra


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