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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?

The bucket.

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Why did the blonde return her new scarf?

It was too tight.

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Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?

The cats keep covering them up with sand!

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Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?

She missed.

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Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One
notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He
says "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies
"Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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