Today's jokes [5.30.11]
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What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
The back of her head.
What do Germans use for birth control?
Six stages of married life:
2: Try weekly
3: Try weakly
4. Try oysters
5: Try anything
6: Try to remember
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.
"Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:
"For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father, and I
will be your mother. Incidentally we are not married, so you know what that
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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