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This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven and twelve has come in
sideways.

1. 




Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

Scared the hell out of the dog.

2. 




What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

The Elephants foreskin.

3. 




What is defference between man and Superman?

Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

4. 




Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?

To see what was on the other side.

5. 



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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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