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Two friends meet each other on the street.

"Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill.

"Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery.
I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Sid.

"I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face schratched all over?".

"It wasn't so easy!" said Sid, "She put on a hell of a fight!"

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This male prostitute contracted leprosy.
He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.

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What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!

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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?

Darling.

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Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died.
Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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