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How do you catch an elephant?

First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take a
loadof peas and line them up around the hole. Then, when the elephant goes
to take a pea, kick him in the ash-hole!

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There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next
morning found out that she was six months pregnant.

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What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?

"Chop chop."

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!

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Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension in
this time of down-sizing. Knock, knock.

Employee: Who's there?

Boss: Not you anymore.

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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